For the past six months of checking myspace, I keep getting notices that I have been sent a friend request, or a new message. And so I click on the link to see who it could be asking my permission to friend me or send me a little message. But when I do it’s the same result every time. “This Profile No Longer Exists.”

I think that in some way or form a being from the past has found a rift in time and space, resulting in total access to the Internet. And out of all the information they are bombarded with the most interesting ability is an online profile. How amazing that one can create a page dedicated solely to them.

So they go the trouble to sign through administration, post a picture, a little about them, and search for a friend. But by the time they reach a friend request the rift in time closes and once again they “no longer exist.” It’s a shame too because I’d like to know who the hell from the past is trying to contact me. Or, maybe, it’s someone from the future who is caught by some cyber patrol and apprehended the moment they try to establish contact with the past, which is now the present. Damn it, What are they trying to tell me!

…Oh, that I can see more pictures of them if I click this link to their personal site.